Trudeau's Paradise (Coolio Parody)

John Julian (John Stetch) funny viral Justin Trudeau impersonator raps with "Danielle Smith".


⁣Trudeau's Paradise (Coolio Parody)
⁣https://www.youtube.com/@johnjulian88
⁣https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOjl2O5L8xE



⁣Justin Trudeau raps with Alberta Premier Danielle Smith about his life as a Canadian Prime Minister. Lyrics by Teacup Umbrella, below:

As I walk through the crowds at the W.E.F
I take a look at my country and realize there's nothin' left
'Cause I've been ummin' and ahh’in so long, that...
Even my Chrystia thinks that my mind is gone

But I ain't never dodged a question that didn't deserve it
Give the facts to you straight? You know that's unheard of
Ya better watch how you're-talkin', and where you're walkin'
Or YOU and your homies' accounts will be blocked

My Roxham refugees are the dopest humans
And I love POCs cos my daddy’s Cu- - - - uhh
I'm the kinda G the GTA really likes
'Cause I use pronouns right, and I really hate being white!

Been spendin' most their lives, to pay for Trudeau’s paradise
I use wokeness to entice, then I dress up like those Bollywood guys
They want health care, yeah, that’s nice, but they’ll get assisted suicide
We upped carbon taxes thrice, while we lied about that polar ice

Look at the situation, they had me facin'
I printed all of that money, they still honked in the streets
So I called the RCMP; named it an emergency
'Cause we don’t need inclusiveness for bigots like these

I'm a drama teachin’ fool with your money on my mind
Got shoe polish in my hand and a gleam in my eye
I’m a socked-out gangsta, spittin’ Queen bangers
And my deets got your guns, so don't arouse my anger, fool!

Vets and sick - need more help every day
But their lives are a mess, so let’s just call in the MAiD
I’ve seen 3 terms, but will I get to see 4?
With the CBC’s help, I think so

Tell me why do we have courts and juries
When the ones we hurt are SNC?

Been spendin' most their lives, to pay for Trudeau’s paradise
We’re upending most their lives, so they can be decolonized
A she-cession’s not too nice, when you’re tryin’ to help out people-kind
I keep jailing pastor guys, cause Jesus can't save Co- - - lives

Cost of living rising, inflating every loonie
Inflating 'til my ego is almost looking puny
Fiddy churches burned by my sunny ways, it ain’t my
fault - it's climate change - tabernak

Look at my dic-tatorship, it ain’t basic
Got my palace tiled with a broken mosaic
We’re erasing our past, but Canadians don’t brag
So just raise your black fist, and lower the flag, fool!

Been spendin' most their lives, to pay for Trudeau’s paradise
ISIS terrorists are fine, but bouncy castles make me cry
Been speaking moistly so, that even in this song I sing -
I could fill a whole drink box, water bottle-glass-can sorta thing!